*grabs your hand and starts running* quick, date me, there’s no time to explain
Okay yeah I’m 200% sure there’s a ghost in my hotel room I saw him peeking around the fridge judging me for eating Funyuns at 11 pm. I googled it this building is from the 1920s aw hell no I’m so not okay with being here right now.
don’t say the g word on tumblr!!! you might get their attention…
YOU NEED THE
Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?
8 drunk guys jumped Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. And guess what? JARED FREAKING BROKE HIS HAND BEATING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM. I CAN’T EVEN RIGHT NOW. OH MY GOD. HE BROKE HIS HAND. BEATING PEOPLE. IN THE FACE. HE EFFING BROKE THEIR JAWS AND NOSES. BACK UP EVERYONE, WE HAVE A BADASS.
yeah and jensen literally used martial arts training they got from the show to save jared from three guys who were ganging up on him. he literally roundhouse kicked someone in the face.
like these two i swear
friendly reminder that they also broke down a door just to see if they could
Just to see if they could. I choked on my gum when I read that
Although, let’s be honest, if there’s anyone who could kick 8 guy’s asses at the same time, it’d be Jared
And if anyone was gonna roundhouse kick a dick, it’d be Jensen
And if 2 guys were gonna break down a door because they can, it’d be them
these two are just as terrifying in real life
remember when suite life had a hsm episode and no one thought maddie looked like sharpay
My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.
So being the clever person he was
On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,
And he later got accepted.
this is my favorite story on tumblr
The tenth Doctor and Rose walk into a bar. Not the same bar of course. They are in two different universes
you’re a fucking asshole
LOOK AT ITS BIG FOOTERS
IMAGINE THE TOE BEANS ON THIS BABBY
Lynx footsies are mostly floof
He can’t have too much bean, he lives in the chilly zone. He’ll get cold beanies and that’s no good.